Recently, the fast food "giant" has had more different actors for the companys dead spokesman than Serena Williams has new dinner trays. And now Dinklage in its effort to snag millennials and other avowed ramen noodle and cereal aficionados. However since "downsizing" its menu - literally - the move to placing Dinklage in the role as the man in the white suit and goatee seemed like a rational choice.
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| This is the Chicken I got from K-WTF- C the other day! Yes that is a LEG! |
Company marketing director Jesse "Bye Bye Birdie" Pearson said in a statement "We've been forced to follow a trend, and unfortunately these free range chickens get so much exercise, they are pretty lean when we finnaly catch them and send them into the processor."
So to make light of the obvious outcome - tiny chicken parts compared to the giant fat ones we have been used to - the new KFC (KFP) ad campaign will feature a guy that plays tiny parts whom public knows and loves, Tyrion Lannister.
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| You know the saying 'You can't fly on one wing'? You can't fly on 100 of these! |
While KFC execs are hoping for a Big response to the change in the actor/spokesman, company stock prices have initially Shrunk on the news leak.
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| What else can I say? |
Next on Pothole Paradise:
Is it true what they say about Taco Meat?
Well that is my way of getting out my grief after opening a box of KFC chicken the other day. Chicken so small, it made my 2 year old granddaughter's hands holding it look like Andre the Giant having a nosh. Never seen such small pieces of chicken from the place. And unless I get a call from the chicken boss him/herself with a henhouse full of free coupons, I won't won't see anymore KFC chicken again. Well that is all.
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| That is a THIGH next to the potatoes. Yes Really!!! |
As Always - Drive Careful,
Will
Recient actors playing 'The Colonel' for KFC:
Norm Macdonald
Darrell Hammond
Jim Gaffigan
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