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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

September 26, 2015

Jackson Mayor Says Pray for Potholes - God Will Fix Our Roads

'If God can part the Red Sea for Moses, he can fix the roads in Jackson'

Jackson Mississippi that is.

The mayor of Jackson MS says that the people of his fair city should pray for the good lord to get to the job done of fixing their pothole filled thoroughfares.

Apparently it is gonna take a lot of prayer.

Jackson, Miss. Mayor Tony Yarber

Does that surprise you? Is he sincere?

Probably no, and Probably yes.

'Boy, can these roads use a Miracle !'

In a recent post I quipped that with the Pope visiting the U.S., maybe his Holiness would perform a miracle and fix the Highway Trust Fund (since congress won't) and Michigan roads will get the benefit.

September 17, 2015

Michigan Roads Are In Trouble: Here's Why


Highway Trust Fund in peril in Washington

Will Congress Undo the Highway Trust Fund Knot? Or Not...

As if we don't have enough problems with the Michigan legislature failing to do anything about a long term road fix. It's been years and like kids fighting over toys, no one in Lansing can or will give up anything. Not even to make our roads safer.

Now the money Michigan gets from the federal Highway Trust Fund is in a knot and in danger of falling away like my

September 9, 2015

Road Kill News: Vol. I, Issue IV



Well, I think I am getting the Volume and Issue thing straight. Maybe...

Here is the Road Kill News(c) for another week. Stuff that has something to do with the shape of roads in Michigan - or not. You decide. Just click on the headlines to read.

Why do truck weigh stations seem like they're always closed?

From Michigan Public Radio. How can a weigh station enforce fines on overweight trucks, which some think are destroying our roads, if they always seem to be closed?

AAA says more than a million Michiganders rushing to catch last of the summer sun

Seems like more people are driving this Labor Day, partly because gas is cheaper. Would you be willing to pay a bit extra at the pump to get better roads. Our ignorant  clueless nice lawmakers in Lansing don't think so.

State says lease payments to end soon on idle rail cars 

State pays $3,000-a-day lease payments on idle train cars - $10 million since 2010 - before finally figuring it's not a good idea. No wonder there is so little money for roads. WTF!

Investigation finds Courser-Gamrat "committed misconduct" and are "not credible witnesses" 

Those of us not living under a rock the past few weeks know about this. But the photos of them in this Michigan Radio article are creepy: Their staring right at you! Now some think this is going to keep the hired help in Lansing too busy to come up with a Compromise Road Funding Bill in September. Thanks to two Tea Party lawmakers acting like hormone engorged unchaperoned teenagers under the high school bleachers. How's that working out for ya kids?

Michigan’s Local Leaders Turn Against Zombie Republican Lawmakers

From the Democracy Tree website. The opening paragraph says it all about 'Zombie Lawmakers' -

"The Courser-Gamrat affair, while tawdry in its details, remains the act of two nutty freshmen lawmakers, and simply does not rise to the ethically criminal category found in the dereliction of duty of Republican leadership in Lansing."

Zombie Lawmakers simply don't get things done in Lansing. Why? 

Contact me on this site and if you get it right, I'll send you a FREE BUMPER STICKER!!

 Hint: What zombie nourishment is missing in the Lansing capitol?


Drive Careful,
Will

July 7, 2015

Road Kill News: Vol. II

http://www.gocomics.com/Here are some of the topics I noticed being discussed and/or of interested to you if you are interested in fixing Michigan's roads. If you are not interested in fixing Michigan's roads, here is a link to the Comics Web Page :-)



Pothole not to blame for deadly New Hudson Crash - According to Oakland County Sheriff - Eric D. Lawrence, Detroit Free Press
Not so sure of the validity of this "investigation". You read it and see what you think.




Editorial: House plan falls short, but offers some hope. - The Detroit News
This plan has now passed with some changes. It was so popular and had so much support in the senate that a Tie Breaker had to be called in to get it off it's ass and out the door!

'Pure Michigan' on its third leader in less than a year after resignation - MLive web site
Not sure what "Pure Michigan" is doing lately for our roads. But if you ask around, a lot of people here and in most other states think of "Lousy Roads" when they think of "Pure Michigan"! I'd resign too.

Michigan roads, politicians and Independence Day - MLive web site
Just because it mentions lousy Michigan roads. And I left a comment on it.

Be Sure to Come Back Next Week for more...

Drive Careful,
Will

June 1, 2015

Whats So Funny About Potholes ? Satire and Irony


What do you think is funny? Everybody has their opinion of what they think is funny. How about you?

I like both satire and irony. Both comedic forms require a certain amount of intellect and a large, rather robust sense of humor. Especially if the comedy is directed at you.

The above requirements certainly apply when you are directing your humor at others, more so if it is to make a point. If a person doesn't share your sense of what constitutes humor, so be it. That can actually be funny in itself. It's just that it would be nice if they did share your laugh.

Anyway, satire and irony can be very effective at making a point. That is why I use it - a lot. If people get it, congrats, you've made your point. If people don't get it, the people that do get it, get it even more.

Here are examples of one or the other lately in the news.

 
Mike Rowe, well known entertainer and spokesman, addressed those at the Mackinac Policy Conference last week. Irony? He's famous for his show "Dirty Jobs". And his latest gig is called SGDI, or "Somebody's Gotta Do It" on CNN. When talking about Lansing legislators, that's irony! Get it? Last year the Michigan legislators said in effect that fixing our roads was a 'Dirty Job' and instead dumped it on their constituents. When the people threw it back at them with the defeat of Proposal 1, the lawmakers got on Mike Rowe's new show so to speak, saying 'Somebody's Gotta Do It', and are now grudgingly taking up the task again. If you think all that is funny then you get the point. If you don't then the rest of us get the point even more. See where I'm going?

In my last blog post - Mackinac Policy Conference Begins - Will There Be Potholes? - I compared those at the the 2015 Mackinac Policy Conference, some may have thought just the Republicans, as people whose view of taxes is of as a steaming pile of horse manure on the streets Mackinac Island to be avoided at all "costs". Certainly no one would want to step in that. The comment and the cartoon in the post, well that is satire. I hope people reading it have a sense of humor. If not, that is actually funny too.
Now here are two examples of satire and irony combined: A Beer and a flavor of Ice Cream:

Pothole Stout - Brewery Vivant

Here is a beer released for a limited time last year, and hope will be available again, which obviously was crafted and packaged to make a point.



Michigan Pot Hole Ice Cream - Ashby’s Sterling Ice Cream

Either out of a sense of humor or sense of duty, the marketing director of the manufacturer, Dianna Tunison is quoted as saying "We first came up with the flavor and then talked about it as a team that we should donate 1 percent of our sales to the State of Michigan to help fix our pot holes," 

Now that is both funny and sad. Donating ice cream profits to pay for our lousy roads. Enough said. 




So, sometimes humor - satire and irony - are an effective and maybe only way to make a point. The down side is that these methods have to be used because reason and understanding are not working.

The condition of our terrible Michigan roads and infrastructure are sad. And so are our do-nothing Michigan legislators. Not much to say for the Governor either, when it comes to roads. So much for humor. Just sayin'.


Drive careful,
Will